Somewhere between “seasoned mariner” and “asked politely to leave the waterfront bar.”
One flip-flop missing.
Oakleys up.
Cigarette lit.
Absolutely no interest in your fucking opinion.
Been awake since 0430, stole half a breakfast burrito off the pier, picked a fight with a pelican over absolutely nothing, and still somehow looks more prepared for sea than half the people who showed up for watch.
FOM 9 — standards are important. Appearances are negotiable.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 62 colors
.: Sewn-in label
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
